reblog   source:icantbe-fixed  dont-fall-asleep-at-the-helm   notes:44435   posted:2 days ago  

“Rachel, please! That is so inappropriate!” 

cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me: yummigurl69@hotmail.com

Life hacks

theoddbox:

webbyghost:

thebogonoslo:

holy shit i never knew this stuff

WHY DO I NEVER REMEMBER THIS WHEN I NEED IT?!

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

I don’t care how old I am, whenever I see a bubble, I will hunt the bastard down and kill it.

lol

(via thehilariousblog)

itznick93:

craving :/ 
reblog   source:kaithmarie  supvictoria   notes:4888   posted:4 days ago  

itznick93:

craving :/ 

ask